Daily Newsie

In lieu of a witty story or charming anecdote about my childhood, I direct your attention to the “I win!” tab that’s suddenly appeared between “Home” and “Meet DailyNewsie” at the top of the page. Therein reposes a blog award I received from Courtney (thankyaverymuch), which I especially appreciate because it allows me to completely mail in a post yet still avoid violating the terms of NaBloPoMo.

Enjoy this brief respite from my personal life, for I have finally located the root of my toilet fear and can’t wait to share it with you all sometime this month.