the nerve!
June 18, 2008 Uncategorized 5 CommentsI generally avoid blogging at work because I would really rather not get caught, but a great injustice has just been visited upon me and I am not happy. I wanted to chronicle this outrage before my indignance wears off.
So I’m sick today, right? I feel awful, and it occurred to me a short while ago that an orange juice and sausage-cheese bagel from Speedway would really hit the spot. I normally work alone, but I left a note on my keyboard anyway and ducked out. And wouldn’t you know, I learned from the kind man at the register that Speedway quit making sausage-cheese bagels, and instead now makes everything on a biscuit or a croissant with egg, which I find gross.
I am aghast, but sadly, I am not a stranger to companies taking away the things I love most. Crunchy Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Hershey’s Cookies-n-Mint candy bar, Dr. Pepper Berries and Cream, Ocean Spray Juice and Tea, Spatini spaghetti sauce flavoring packets … I could go on, I’m sure. Instead, I will nurse my orange juice and eat the Donut Gems I got in place of my sausage-cheese bagel, and possibly weep softly for humanity.