Daily Newsie

Yes, ladies and gents, at 2 p.m. on July 4 my beloved and I will become husband and wife here in beautiful (I presume) Shelby County, Kentucky. I spoke with the very nice officiant on the phone today, and she is more than happy to preside over our little nuptials. I’m guessing we’ll have a makeshift weekend honeymoon in Louisville, but it’s just as likely we’ll return home to southcentral Kentucky to watch “Unsolved Mysteries” DVDs and eat Lucky Charms.

Less than a month to go now. I get dizzy just thinking about it!